Feelings of girls after exam & Sex.

Feelings of girls after exam & Sex.

Kitna lamba tha.
Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.
Pata hi nahi Laga kab ho gya.
Mera to shoot gya tha thoda.
3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.
Saari raat nahi soyi.
Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

Aage se soch samajh kar tyari se dungi

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..

Fact :
A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..
But a boy take few seconds to love & too much time to hate.

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.

I’m not Shakespare

I’m not Shakespare
Who write about U
I am not Shelley
Who Sing About U
I am not Piccaso
Who Paint U
I am just Ur friend
Who Want 2 Say
“I’m always with U”

”Love” is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but

”Love”
is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but
be sure. . . .!!!!
There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by
..”LOVE”.

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
<(‘.’) (‘.’)>
/”/> < \”\
_/”\_ _/ “\_
kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

He came at night,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Life Without Girls

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu
Sakoon Di Neend
Dy
Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy.
GOOD NIGHT

Night has ended for another day,

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a speacial way,
may you smile like the suny rays
and leave your wories for another day.
“.Gööd mörning”

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

Going Late To Class

Height of

bravery!




Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...

New day new blessing…

New day new blessing.
Don’t let yesterdays failures
ruin the beauty of today,
because each day has its own
promise of love, joy, forgiveness…..
Good Morning…

My day won't certainly be over

My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana,

Saha di as door ne kado tut jana,
Vekh lavi bhave tu lakh var rus k,
Asi har vari tenu manadey chale jana